Is your name really Moose? 
Well, you see… I was given a different name on my birth certificate. That’s the one I use on my taxes. My close friends gifted me with the nickname Moose in 2008, and it’s stuck ever since. 

By day, I make my living by teaching kids how to make strange things in the name of Art. I’m a single parent, oil painter, and am a bit animal-obsessed. If you’re annoyed by random animal facts, we might not get along. 

If you enjoy irreverent humor, 80s new wave, and miss the old tumblr, I think you’ll fit in just fine.